Grab the nearest book (or website) to you right now. Jump to paragraph 3, second Sentence. Write it in a post. Bonus: Make up a sentence to follow the first one, but make it go in an entirely different direction that the actual book or website does.
he landed with a thud in a bed of lettuces, and the wind was knocked out of him, mortifyingly so, through all available orifices. “private practice,” he stated, brushing off bits of green, “reporting for duty.” the commander sighed, trying to suppress a sharp comment about under-trained rookies, and held out his hand in greeting. “welcome to the unit private,” he growled,” glad to have you with us.”
the bright blush faded from practice’s face, as he gathered up his belongings and headed for camp.